I'd be happy to share some St. Patrick's Day jokes with you!
1. Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day? Because real rocks are too heavy!
1. How do you know if a leprechaun is having a good time? He's Dublin over with laughter!
1. What do you call a fake Irish stone? A sham-rock!
1. Why do leprechauns prefer dollar bills over coins? Because they're always chasing the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow!
1. What do you call an Irishman who knows how to control his drinking? A myth!
1. What do you call an Irishman who's always complaining? A grumble o' gold!
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